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Warm Lettuce, Warmer Heart.

Cold lettuce just doesn't compare. Join the future of wellness with our patented LettuceWärm™ technology.

Wellness and blog details

Rediscover your salad. Rediscover yourself.

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Testimonials

★★★★★ — "So good I inscribed my rear windshield!" — Liam S., Valued Customer and Enviro Conscious EV Owner

Car windshield with 'I love lettuce (warm)'' written on it

★★★★★ — "It's like a warm hug from Mother Nature herself. I’ll never eat cold salad again!" — Camilla R., Herbal Healer

★★★★★ — "Ever since I started warming my greens, my chi has never been greener." — Trent S., Energy Coach

★★★★★ — "My dog barked at the warm lettuce. That’s how powerful it is." — Neil G., Dog Dad

★★★★★ — "Five stars? I’d give six if I wasn’t so emotionally overwhelmed by the kale steam." — Lucinda V., Aromatic Gardener

Meet the Founders

Maxwell "Cos" Maple

Fern is a certified Saladologist™ and former thermal engineer. Once he cooked some leftover lettuce over the coals at a Korean BBQ restaurant, and since that moment, he's never looked back..

Fern Maple in the Saladology Lab
Patrick "Romaine" Powers

Romaine pioneered the practice of geothermal lettuce warming. He's dedicated his life to one noble cause: heated greens for all.

Romaine Powers in the Serving Warm Lettuce

Careers

We’re looking for warm-hearted weirdos to join our team.

Email your hilariously earnest resume to [email protected]

Our Story

One icy Canberra winter, we saw our neighbors pouring boiling water over a salad to "take the chill off." We gasped. We wept. And then we knew, there had to be a better way. Thus, Warm Lettuce was born, out of desperation and inspiration.

Fueled by mildly reliable science and a dream of thermal produce, we launched our mission: to keep your salad soulfully warm, one iceberg at a time.

Contact Us

Questions? Grill temperature requests? Love letters?

Email us at [email protected]